Creampie

I could scarcely believe the conversation that I had been having with Joni. We were at my place after having met in a most extraordinary way. It sounds cliche-like, but it really did happen that way. We met in a crowded cafe at a mall, and two hours later we were in my living room. We didn't jump into bed right away, although the talk was about sex and creampie.

The first surprise came when I asked Joni what she did for a living, and she said she was a teacher. I was silent, waiting for her to explain more, and she just looked into my eyes. Then she said, "I am a kind of creampie teacher." She definitely had my attention then, and after I awkwardly said something like, "Oh, really?" she tossed me more tidbits. The facts were rather disjoint, and I think she planned it that way. She mentioned something about being in a sisterhood, and training the trainers. My imagination drifted to scenes of women gathered around a fire, intoning chants and wearing long robes. As if reading my thoughts she laughed and said that they are for the most part ordinary women with what they consider an enlightened view of sex.

"You see," she said enthusiastically while leaning forward, looking directly into my eyes, "Sexual arousal is one of the most powerful forces in existence. That's why governments and many religions try to control or regulate sex. That's why advertisers try to relate almost everything to sex." She slightly puckered her lips for a few seconds and said, "Do you have any doubts about the power of creampie arousal?" I wanted to hold her and press my lips to hers, but something inside said, 'not yet'.

I shook my head slowly in answer to her question. I had no doubt of the power of arousal after she pointed it out.

"The sexual 'act' itself is extremely powerful," she continued. "The female orgasm has tremendous impact. Think about the male ejaculation - the way the body propels those spurts of creampie. That's a very powerful thing."

My own arousal increased by the minute as Joni kept talking in those terms. I could only agree with everything she said, and my body seemed to react, to resonate to it.

"What's astounding," Joni exclaimed, "is that most people have no idea of the power available to them through enlightened creampie."